#i feel like most of the show is ichabod going 'wtf

[heatherfield]

Text Posts, Part 5 + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]

[thefudge]

Different anon, haha. Wondering if you would rate my ships with explanations and thoughts on them as well: OTPs - Frank/Karen, James/Alyssa, Mickey/Ian, Rory/Jess, Ben/Leslie, Eleanor/Chidi, ships - Lito/Hernando, Rachel/Quinn (Unreal), Jeff/Britta, Ichabod/Abbie

frank/karen - 5/5 BABES. to think their first scene was karen fleeing from his bullets. *___*

james/alyssa - been meaning to watch this show, they seem like a pair that i’d enjoy. i have to admit, the girl gives me “manic pixie dream girl” vibes and i hope i’m wrong. but i def love the idea behind such a pairing. 3/5 because i like the idea but i have to watch and see. 

mickey/ian - TOO SOON. STILL TOO SOON. i hate how the show conveniently made their love “toxic” after years of them working through it and managing to overcome so many things. it’s BS is what it is. 5/5

rory/jess - already talked about how this ship only works in the halcyon days of teenagehood.  as adults, they work better as friends. 3/5

ben/lesie - 4/5 cuties! 

eleanor/chidi - 4/5 The Most! Yearning-Filled Looks!

lito/hernando - u def can’t help but root for them but….that’s about it. nothing that rly stirs me about them. 3/5

rachel/quinn (unreal) - OH MAN. another show about cowards not letting women who obviously love each other just love each other. this dynamic is like if you made a lowbrow version of miranda/andy from the devil wears prada. and STILL they’re not allowed to go down on each other wtf. 4/5

jeff/britta - oooooh. i am nostalgic. i think they work really well because they can always go back to each other. they have this underlying bond that’ll never disappear. i see them in their 50s getting married because they have this pact not to die alone. 4/5 

ichabod/abbie - sigh. i used to love this ship. back in 2014 when this whole train started. then a couple of episodes aired…then more episodes…season 1 was over and guess what…they were still playing footsie around this ship….ok….season 2….oh this wife business is serious….oh ichabod and abbie give each other meaningless declarations of loyalty without actually acting on their feelings….OKAY. this was like…an even worse version of bamon. where we got our hopes up and they were crushed them in the most despicable way ( aka had poor abbie killed. not even bonnie died jesus ugh.) 2/5